Empful 

Adj. Something that is seen as half empty and/or half full.

My beer glass is empful, I'll need a refill soon.

Empful by millionmileman August 28, 2019

empflastragate 

to excite to anger by virtue of unprecedented stupidity or inherent incompetence

My brother empflastragates me when he chews on my cell phone.

empflastragate by CebusResearcher March 2, 2010

Empflix 

The best porn site ever. You can even watch full porn movies for free. What more do you ask?

John: "I couldn't jerk off because Redtube's videos are so short."
Me: "Go to Empflix.com"

Empflix by M.L.N. August 18, 2010

Emfulls 

A girl with a drinking problem, a juicy booty, and no fucks to give juicybooty

She’s such an emfulls, sick as fuck bruh

Emfulls by Emfulls May 19, 2020