Emotron

Smallish depressed man, usually loves emo music and like to tell you about it. Tend to dress in either all black, hipster apparel, or metro sexual. Always bummed about something, typically stupid girls Can not be relied upon for anything.

Mike is such an emotron.

Emotron by beefscream February 6, 2010

The Emotron 

Jason Kyle Knight, totally rad solo musician. Pwns on the QY700 Sequencer. If you don't listen to The Emotron, you must not like good music. Or you're just completely lame.

"Did you go to The Emotron show last night?"
"No, did he play 1989?"
"Hell yes he did, best song written, EVER. Totally destroys Elliott Smith."

The Emotron by shanzormasteroftheuniverse November 27, 2009

Emotional Tampon 

Emotional tampons are a subculture within the wider Simp culture, they are distinguished by be being more emotionally soaked with their current cheating GF or Ex problems, while she is using her positive sexual energy for another Male.

Dude stop being an emotional Tampon for that Hoe, you already paid the fare...Why the fuck do you allow her to bother you

Emotional Tampon by Felix Jabs Arnold September 27, 2017

Emotional Hit 

When someone takes a HIT of CANNABIS, begins to choke on their HIT, their eyes get watery and it appears they are crying..getting all EMOTIONAL and SHIT

🔥 Ernesto just took an EMOTIONAL HIT.. you can tell because hes coughing with his eyes all watery

Emotional Hit by ClassicRonnie July 28, 2019

emotionally dating 

A strange place in which a friendship has developed into something more than a friendship yet nothing physical has actually happened. Discussion about this new level of relationship between the couple involved may or may not take place. It is also likely that mutual friends will notice a new intensity in their friendship. It is especially common amongst lesbians where the line between friendship and dating can become blurred.

“We were on the phone for 5 hours last night…”
“You are totally emotionally dating her!”

emotionally dating by marchingstars January 4, 2009

Emotional Heimlich 

When someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again. Also known as a hug.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: I can't even hug you? What if you need a hug? A hug can turn your day around.

Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: Then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich

Emotional Heimlich by pushingdaisies2010 November 22, 2010

Deceived Emotions 

Fake Feelings, when someone lies to you making you feel like they love or care about you in order to get personal gain over you

That girl don’t really love Chris she’s showing deceived emotions

Deceived Emotions by popular loner ¡ July 29, 2020