A strangelanguage spoken by emos. not to be confused with emoish which it is very closly related to. the only difference being there is a slightly stonger twang of american accent on emonese.
Emo 1: OMJ those skinny jeans rock
Emo 2: you're soooo right
Emo 1: Nick Jonas wore a pair just like them the other day
Person 1: look at those emos over there they're speaking emonese
Person 2: faggots
Engineering practices that never include reevaluation due to potential damage to the original authors ego, except when that reevaluation is presented by the original author.
1. Contributions to Rick's code must follow his strict egoneering practices, which means no one touches the code but Rick.
2. Rick's egoneering included a whoami check in his bash script to only allow his user to run it.