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n. the language spoken by egotistical or arrogant individuals
Ryan: You know me and how beautiful I am.
Meg: You do realize I dont speak egonese, right?
Egonese by MegoMyEgo January 4, 2009
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n. a language spoken by egotistical and/or arrogant individuals
Ryan: Why am I so good looking?
Meg: Wow. You know I dont speak egonese as fluently as you.
egonese by Meggggggg November 8, 2007
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A person or persons with an excessively large ego.
"Man, Kyle thinks he's all that."
"Yeah, he's so egobese."
egobese by Jintoushi August 14, 2009
A strange language spoken by emos. not to be confused with emoish which it is very closly related to. the only difference being there is a slightly stonger twang of american accent on emonese.
Emo 1: OMJ those skinny jeans rock
Emo 2: you're soooo right
Emo 1: Nick Jonas wore a pair just like them the other day

Person 1: look at those emos over there they're speaking emonese
Person 2: faggots
Emonese by acerjam123 January 1, 2010
A weird language that SZA sings in and only emos can understand her.
What the fuck is SZA saying in this song? This shit must be emonese ?

SZA sings in emonese, so i need an emo translator.
Emonese by Jun Sno October 2, 2021
What you act silly like nothing else
Did he just pull an eronese?
Eronese by anonymous December 1, 2020

Egoneering 

Engineering practices that never include reevaluation due to potential damage to the original authors ego, except when that reevaluation is presented by the original author.
1. Contributions to Rick's code must follow his strict egoneering practices, which means no one touches the code but Rick.

2. Rick's egoneering included a whoami check in his bash script to only allow his user to run it.
Egoneering by funnywordperson July 28, 2023
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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