Emojilepsy

When someone puts so many emojis in a message or email that it hurts your eyes, you can barely read what they wrote and you think you're about to have a seizure.

"Susan gives me emojilepsy from her messages, I wish she would broaden her vocabulary"

Emojilepsy by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants July 5, 2021

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emolepsy

The condition of near constant aggrevation and bitching caused by listening to too much emo music.

Dashboard Confessional has given my son emolepsy!

emolepsy by Jimmy D March 18, 2004

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Emojilepsy • Emojieeps • emojiless • emolepsy

Emojieeps

The name of the people who deal with the emojis (emoji peeps).Give this a thumbs up to get a half 😈, half 😇 emoji.

Pronounced: eh-mo-geee-ps

Jeff: Yo i really wanna get a crisp sandwich emoji

Steve: Just email the emojieeps!

Emojieeps by The Crisp Sandwich February 24, 2021

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emojiless

1) Inability to express self fully 2) Lacking emojis thus appearing emotionless, uninterested or impotent.

Chicks dig emojis. She was using a shit load ...thought I was getting laid but I didn't respond with any emojis so she thought I wasn't interested. Talk about feeling emojiless.

emojiless by Ju3ju January 21, 2016

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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