Emodouche 

The rare breed of both an emo and a douche.

Mike: "everybody wants me to be what they want me to be; i'm not happy when i try to fake it. ...oh that's why i'm easy, i'm easy like sunday morning"

Mikes older brother: oh go crawl in a dark closet emodouche

Emodouche by Hope W January 23, 2011

Eurodouche 

Noun, derived from douche bag.

A Eurodouche is a European douche bag, one who believes himself or herself superior to others (mainly Americans) because he or she is European. One who exhibits an inflated sense of self because of European birth, culture, or current residence.

In America, the Eurodouche can typically be found in airports, about to return to Europe. He or she will be speaking a language other than English, mocking American food, people, or customs, and believing (naively) that no one else around him can understand. He or she will also be found in large American cities and universities.

The Eurodouche is often unaware that (some) Americans may have superior culture and knowledge, in extreme cases knowing more about the Eurodouche's country of origin or speaking the Eurodouche's mother tongue better than he or she.

Bobby: "Hey, look at that pretentious French guy over there, totally mocking the Americans around him. If he hates our country so much, why does he come to vacation and study here? Look at how he is dressed, jeans way too tight, ripped as if it were still the 80's, and with a T-shirt with silly English slang on it spelled incorrectly--so not cool."

Tommy: "Yeah, that guy is a total Eurodouche. Let's go speak to him in French. He doesn't realize that everyone in our group is fluent in French."

Eurodouche by Cafone January 5, 2011

edouche 

a person who uses an electronic device, while ignoring the people around him/her.

Stop being an edouche and talk to me, I am sitting right next to you!

edouche by BZ-BZ-BZ July 15, 2011

edouchefag 

A douchebag male in his teens or 20s trying to act cool and hip while smoking an e-cigarette. Usually seen in urban areas. This special breed of douchebag spans all ethnic groups. More prevalent among white males. Said douchebag makes it a point that he HAS to be noticed by everyone, especially women. They will slowly walk and strut for added effect. Notice their extra "plumage" or dressing extra "nice" as to be more "hip".

This special type of douchebag makes you want to go up and punch them in the face at a minimum. Public humiliation, insulting, and taunting is highly recommended. This form of tough love is for their own good.

Look at the edouchefag! Smoking an ecigarette while trying to act cool. Everybody is laughing at him.

edouchefag by Earl E Kyler December 24, 2013

exodouche 

The sudden and very appreciated exit of a large group of annoying, loud and obnoxious douchebags from a bar/lounge scene. This particular phenomenon occurs mostly in Hoboken, New Jersey during important sporting events. It can also be seen near Houston street, NYC when a lounge or club becomes too cultural or ethnic for the dbags' taste. An exodouche immediately follows.

I was chilling in my favorite spot fingerbanging my girl under the table when the yells of ten guys at the bar area assaulted my ears. I couldn't tell any of them apart, and they all had on long-sleeved striped shirts. I expected a frat anthem at any moment. Reluctantly I removed my hand, walked up to the bar and told the stupidest looking one that I suck dick for money. The group fled the scene in a massive exodouche.

exodouche by denalipark August 23, 2009

Eurodouche 

Some European fuck that holds up the line at a US coffee shop by ordering the most complicated thing on the menu - when there is only one person working - and then has to walk away from the order because they only have Euros in their pocket with which to pay.

I had to wait 15 minutes for my coffee because some Eurodouche was in line ahead of me.

Eurodouche by Pip and Daisy August 17, 2014

emo douche bag 

A sad devolving sect of humanity that is decaying the very essence of true metal music by listening to shitty emo butt rock bands like Atreyu. Much like the Hair Band movement of the 80's we will evolve out of this stage and later regret how much good metal music digressed for the sake of these emo douche bags.

If you listen to Atreyu you might be an emo douche bag. I will shit on Dan Jacob's face... Then he will have something to cry about... My shit on his face... Now thats emotional!! Eat my balls bitches.

emo douche bag by Dan Jacobs of Atreyu November 27, 2007