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Dedouche 

The way in which douches deduce info and come to decisions. For example they must dedouche whether or not to spike a girls drink, join a fraternity, spike their hair, or wear a extra small shirt as an adult male.
He has the dumb look on his face because he can't dedouche which Nickelback cd to buy.
Dedouche by CODIKITTENS May 27, 2010

Emodouche 

The rare breed of both an emo and a douche.
Mike: "everybody wants me to be what they want me to be; i'm not happy when i try to fake it. ...oh that's why i'm easy, i'm easy like sunday morning"

Mikes older brother: oh go crawl in a dark closet emodouche
Emodouche by Hope W January 23, 2011

Jean Dedouchebag 

Being a cock juggling thunder cunt like the manager of Taco Bell/KFC. A typical Jean Dedouchebag contradicts himself and plays favorites. He also flirts with anything with 2 tits and a vagina. Biggest prick in the universe.
Yo bro your girlfriend was slobbing on my knob last night

Your such a Jean Dedouchebag
Jean Dedouchebag by doug frizzle October 17, 2008

Dinodouche 

A person who has historically proven themself to be a douche for an extended period of time in the past.
Person 1: Sorry about stealing your girlfriend man.

Person 2: Yeah, just like the last 3 times, freakin' Dinodouche.
Dinodouche by Harold Crick March 20, 2009

Dedouche 

To logically conclude someone is a douche.
Mary: Have you met Brad?
Kim: Yep, total tool.
Mary: Agreed. Glad we dedouched that.
Dedouche by Jjiggawhat May 24, 2014

Demdouchery 

Example
“It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And it's time to vote you out. And that time is every day.”
Another example
"We will work together, and continue to work together, to address these issues…and to work together as we continue to work, operating from the new norms, rules, and agreements, that we will convene to work together...we will work on this together."
Senator Booker is spouting some more Demdouchery about saving the planet.
Demdouchery by Mi Stro April 11, 2025