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A large mammal who is generally lazy and easy going but is know to burst into fits of rage when confronted with cats, low life scum and bad aim. He is known to take great pride in his marksman skillz and currently holds the records for "most shit fucked up at long range"
Gamer 1: Dude, were'd that shot come from?
Gamer 2: Dunno man, i couldn't see shit
Emobear: Die, cat loving scum!
Emobear by Drako169 December 6, 2009
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Embearassment

Feeling extreme embarrassment. To bear it all yet not feel satisfaction of doing something absolutely retarded. With no accomplishment returned, just utter shame with red cheeks resembling a bear ass after being spanked repeatedly.
Sherry was wasted after drinking those four wine coolers and decided to throw all self respect out the window. In a crouching position, she started to wave her ass back and forth as if to make a show for the fellas.

She felt a draft up her butt crack and realized her friend's dog had ripped them clean off, nawing at the crotch of the panties on the floor. She was definitely feeling some Embearassment.
Embearassment by tsunbot January 23, 2011

Embearassing 

The Chicago bears organization
Guy 1: the bears just signed Andy dalton on a 10 million dollar contract
Guy 2: wow that is embearassing
Embearassing by Bigmeat42 March 16, 2021
The nickname given to only the most amazing girls named Emily, on earth.
Ricky: Wow! I wish I had an Emibear! Colby: Yeah, me too! Mitch: Same, Omgg!
Emibear by Codieeee October 29, 2010
The absolute sexiest nickname on earth!!<3
Codie: Lol, I love my EmiBear! Colby: FFS! I wish I had an EmiBear like Codie! FML!
EmiBear by Codiee April 5, 2010

emo bear 

someone who is emo that is your teddy bear
Xemo boyX:i love you ,my emo angel
xemo girlx:i love you too ,my emo bear
Man, that guy is making a fool out of himself. He's a real embear.
embear by Nighthawk05 January 14, 2011
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