Emma Jean
Probably the baddest bitch on the block; what all females aspire to become. A goddess among mortals. Probably Caucasian, but with a black girl's ass. Makes all the boys beg, but is saving herself for Thor of Asgard.
Person A: Emma Jean is such a queen. She may seem mean, but she makes me cream.
Person B: Emma Jean is so hard core. She tore. Right through my underwear drawer.
Person C: Emma Jean is so debatable. Relatable. Fuck, she's even datable.
Thor of Asgard: WHERE'S MY HAMMER?!
Person B: Emma Jean is so hard core. She tore. Right through my underwear drawer.
Person C: Emma Jean is so debatable. Relatable. Fuck, she's even datable.
Thor of Asgard: WHERE'S MY HAMMER?!
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