Emissionary position 

A sexual position similar to the missionary position, but with an undesirable release of flatulence during coitus by the partner on top

He paid her bills and loved her kids, but when he busted out the emissionary position she fell out of love with his farting ass.

Emissionary position by Joshua Judges Ruth February 1, 2022

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.

Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation by Dj maxidanielXXX December 2, 2016

Missionary Position Football 

Really conservative football strategy that coaches use when they are trying to not lose instead of trying to win. Works sometimes in the regular season but rarely works in the playoffs.

Marty Shottenheimer, and Herm Edwards are the kings of Missionary Position Football. They don't understand that big risk yields big reward.

Missionary Position Football by dehubb October 26, 2011

consensual sex in the missionary position 

The most disgusting act one can engage in.

Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.

consensual sex in the missionary position by Anonymous101100 December 9, 2008

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

What you say when people ask you what you're into

Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation by mr.snruB October 8, 2010

missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.

She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.

missionary position by Jake March 23, 2004

Chinese Missionary Position 

Sexual postiion with woman on top.

What's her favorite sexual position? The Chinese Missionary Position if she can get it.

Chinese Missionary Position by Spinroyd October 15, 2013