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October 4 Emergency Alert Test

The October 4 Emergency Alert was a test that took place on October 4, 2023. On October 4, FEMA annouced they were goi g to set a test alarm and they claimed it would be one of the loudest sound in history. Over a millions of phones in the U.S went off. After it happened, people claimed it was not loud at all and it was disappointing.
Everyone: *covers ears*
The alarm: *beeeeeep, beeeeeep*
Everyone: -_-

*October 4 Emergency Alert Test was boring*

emergency induction port 

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port
emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Emergency Food 

Emergency Food by S.I.S October 10, 2020

emergency screen 

minimized window(s) of work-related material on your computer screen that can be brought up quickly to hide the fact that you've been browsing facebook or googling when your boss is approaching
"Yo Brian, check out Beth's pics from the party last weekend. What a slut! Oh shit, Bob's creeping! Bring up that emergency screen with the spreadsheet of the earnings report from last quarter."
emergency screen by BGbeemer March 13, 2010

Emergency Landing 

When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.
Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.
Emergency Landing by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009

emergency weed 

A sac or baggy of weed you keep or hide in case you run out of your primary weed.
Ahh I cant get a hold of any weed from anyone... I guess I'll use my emergency weed.

My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!
emergency weed by preteentommy December 1, 2013