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Emeree is a beautiful girl that will never let a friend down she can be a bad ass and is never bitchy she wont get mad easily but if u do u DONT want to be in the room she is sweet as hell everyone loves her
Emeree is the all time best girl ever
emeree by Kamart life April 8, 2017
Words you can keep
Emeree is a hot ass sugar momma who I’d love to get a piece of. She likes to hit me when I break into her house, but it never stops me. Some say our love is forbidden, but I know that a 20 year age difference won’t stop me.
I can’t wait to get a piece of Emerees underage booty
Emeree by 37 year old dad of 3 March 5, 2023

emergency induction port 

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port
emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Emergency Food 

Emergency Food by S.I.S October 10, 2020

emergency screen 

minimized window(s) of work-related material on your computer screen that can be brought up quickly to hide the fact that you've been browsing facebook or googling when your boss is approaching
"Yo Brian, check out Beth's pics from the party last weekend. What a slut! Oh shit, Bob's creeping! Bring up that emergency screen with the spreadsheet of the earnings report from last quarter."
emergency screen by BGbeemer March 13, 2010

Emergency Landing 

When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.
Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.
Emergency Landing by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009

emergency weed 

A sac or baggy of weed you keep or hide in case you run out of your primary weed.
Ahh I cant get a hold of any weed from anyone... I guess I'll use my emergency weed.

My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!
emergency weed by preteentommy December 1, 2013
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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