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eloquence 

he spoke with such eloquence
eloquence by jerk October 5, 2003

eloquence 

The act of performing oral (mostly on a woman), noting the actions of the tongue in relation to speaking well.
"Greta, my one night stand, was so impressed by my eloquence last night, she gave my number to her friend Elexa."

A butterfly tongue technique can be used when getting eloquent with someone.
eloquence by JackieJormpJomp September 20, 2011

eloquence 

The practice of using your mother tongue with aptness, when speaking to a vagina whose lips are wide open.
No eloquence example, just practice it...
eloquence by Venice TA December 1, 2006

batshit eloquence 

When something expressed is so beyond crazy that it makes perfect sense.
As he stood on the street corner yelling out his innermost thoughts, the sheer batshit eloquence of it all swept me off my feet.

Baltimore eloquence 

This refers to the heavy or excessive use of profanity.
He told me to sit my sorry fuckin' ass down in the chair. This Baltimore eloquence shows he's a real fuckin' Baltimore gentleman.
Baltimore eloquence by Duckbutt September 12, 2007

frivolous eloquence 

When the populace interjects conversation in erudite or esoteric vocabulary... shit...i just did it. Frivolous eloquence is the nice way of saying that someone's talking in words way too big or advanced to be understood by us common folk. They forget the purpose of words. It's not to sound fancy and above, but to communicate with others. And whats the point of talking big if no one will understand you?
scene cuts to a dim club with muscular tough guys playing pool; Plankton stands at the door

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! Who will join me!?

-A prime example of Frivolous Eloquence
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