blingage

any part of your costume ranging from headgear to wristware or from clothing to car.

Your blingage points were minimal yesterday, man.

by jerk October 5, 2003

tree

the cute little things they get stuck in the ground for a long time and never fall unless they are hurt by some wind or lightning

the tree is green.

by jerk October 4, 2003

nee-hi

a dummies way of saying knee hi
a girls black or white sock that goes up just under the knee

i need to get some knee his for school

by jerk October 4, 2003

morning glory

to wake and greet your love.

Sometimes, I am not quite sure if I respectfully greeted my morning glory.

by jerk October 6, 2003

scalable

climbable

My dog , Babe, found that fence scalable.
She was put in the cage because if not she would of escaped over the fence.

by jerk October 5, 2003

bangin

1. something happenin
2. something hitting the door roughly

1. Dang, yo! That was straight bangin.
2. Who is bangin at my door?!

by jerk October 6, 2003

Cumsplotion

When a man absolutely positively can not delay an ejaculation any longer. When he cums so hard it knocks him on the floor and he is stunned by how much came out. The penis is typically sore or bruised afterwards.

Do you recall your first?
Watching this Mpg "Barry Fukz The Babysitter" A middle-aged guy is sitting on the couch with this highschool girl. She has pigtails tied with ribbons andis wearing on of those school girl uniforms with the plaid skirt + white socks that go up to her knees. The man pulls off her panties, stuffs his face in them and inhales loudly. The girl giggles at this and is then fucked mercilessly in the ass by this dude. He blows his load so hard he falls off the couch into the toy wagon and there is cum all over the girls ass and cute lil face. There. Cumsplotion.

by Jerk October 21, 2004