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Cumsplotion

When a man absolutely positively can not delay an ejaculation any longer. When he cums so hard it knocks him on the floor and he is stunned by how much came out. The penis is typically sore or bruised afterwards.
Do you recall your first?
Watching this Mpg "Barry Fukz The Babysitter" A middle-aged guy is sitting on the couch with this highschool girl. She has pigtails tied with ribbons andis wearing on of those school girl uniforms with the plaid skirt + white socks that go up to her knees. The man pulls off her panties, stuffs his face in them and inhales loudly. The girl giggles at this and is then fucked mercilessly in the ass by this dude. He blows his load so hard he falls off the couch into the toy wagon and there is cum all over the girls ass and cute lil face. There. Cumsplotion.
by Jerk October 21, 2004
mugGet the Cumsplotionmug.

scalable

My dog , Babe, found that fence scalable.
She was put in the cage because if not she would of escaped over the fence.
by jerk October 5, 2003
mugGet the scalablemug.

baud

oooh......he was baud
dang
you should of seen that
by jerk October 5, 2003
mugGet the baudmug.

twinkle

1. the stars in someones eyes that represent mischeviousness, hatred, or love.
I saw his twinkle but I didnt know exactly what it was stemming from OR I dont think he likes me because there was no twinkle.
by jerk October 6, 2003
mugGet the twinklemug.

zoinks

dang, i wished i would of done something different there, dang it, frugglenuts
we should of turned.....
dang
zoinks
yep, we should of
by jerk October 4, 2003
mugGet the zoinksmug.

shebang

uhmmmm
simply put a woman seeking a partner for sex
i felt doing pulling a shebang
by jerk October 5, 2003
mugGet the shebangmug.

dang

this is clear as rain....
it stands for anything when needed in some rotted situation.
Dang.......that aint right...
by jerk October 2, 2003
mugGet the dangmug.

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