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Elontitis 

The extreme fascination over the letter "X". It's over-infatuation leads one to think that 'X' is some kind of a supreme alphabet and a outlier symbol representing breaking innovation that beats the sheep minded thinking of other people. In reality though it's nothing but a false sense of superiority they feel as it's nothing less than a kid believing they can be like Goku if they scream hard enough.
Elon Musk was the patient zero of this and his "cult" seem to be following that example spreading this hysteric disease further
Elon Musk: I'm just gonna rename Twitter as X, just like my space agency, oh also my baby, I mean what could possibly go wrong.
MoistCr1tikal: This Goofy Goober, you absolute troglodyte of a man-child, just grow up and take therapy for your Elontitis
Elontitis by anonymous July 29, 2023
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erectus elongotis 

A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.
I've got another big date tonight -- with erectus elongotis.
erectus elongotis by Dick Smiley January 3, 2011
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eliotitis 

A disease that can only be acquired through injections. Symptoms include: walking bowlegged, feelings of euphoria, a sudden urge to buy Elliot snickerdoodle cookies, diarrhea.
When Adam woke up after the injection that was given to him in bed the night before, he was compelled to call the cookie guy for elliot.
eliotitis by Rachel February 25, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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