Elons Musk

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The most successful musk in the world, bottled.
With the musky notes of the bluebirds nest & interstellar meteorite 'Eau De Galaxie' is a 1 of 1 limited edition perfume.
Without such fragrance there is sure to be failure.

What does success smell like? Oh it’s kinda like Elons Musk.
Just more lonely.

Elons Musk by Elon's Musk September 20, 2023

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Elon Musk

Dumbest mother fucker alive.

"Wow, thats elon musk! he really is the dumbest fucker alive!"

Elon Musk by dollsgrave July 2, 2023

Elon Musk

A con-artist with a serious breed kink. Steals money from investigators while cheating with their wife.

Elon Musk: "I'll colonize mars, I promise because I'm genius, so give me your money and let me have a sex with your wife!"

Elon Musk by RTaD6502 August 1, 2022

Elon Musk

Phony Stark

Elon Musk is a conman, unlike Iron Man.

Elon Musk by iotbw November 18, 2022

Elon Musk

To have one's employment terminated by one's employer after the latter have an ownership change. Derived from the practice of Elon Musk terminating the employment of numerous Twitter employees after taking ownership of Twiiter.

Present participle: Elon Musking
Past participle: Elon Musked

I have been unemployed ever since the new boss of my old company decided to Elon Musk me.

Elon Musk by Hu753 December 7, 2022

Elon Musk syndrome

A disease common among Elon’s twitter followers who think that they can change the world just by smoking weed, investing in a stupid currency and skipping college.

Hey that guy just put his life savings in doge coin, he has a serious case of elon musk syndrome.

Elon Musk syndrome by Littlejoey96 February 23, 2021

Elon Musk

Elon Musk is a entrepreneur in every worse sense of that word. Contrary to popular belief, he is no where close to being a genius and is several deviations behind the average intelligence level.

He is in fact the wealthy heir to an apartheid-driven emerald fortune and a profiteering profligate to boot. He is an extreme right-wing moron, a fascist, and just general terrible person to boot.

The man is frankly the definition of main character syndrome with how far up his own ass his head is. Because he has peals of money, the whole world is hostage to his temper tantrums.

Like every other billionaire but even more so, his worthless head belongs in the guillotine basket.

Wikipedia says "Elon Reeve Musk is a business magnate and investor". Elon Musk definitely wrote and locked that article.

Elon Musk by intersectional(femin/left)ist August 1, 2023

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026