An argument that is so bad that it is instantly destroyed by everyone who encounters it. An argument that is so clearly false that the only person who could possibly take it seriously is someone who is borderline retarded. To be a true elliotic argument the argument must be defended by a deluded fool who despite his extreme inadequacies suffers from a severe case of megalomania.
have you seen this guy who calls himself The AK? His arguments are so bad that they qualify as elliotic arguments.
When someone is great at online communication (such as sending flirtatious emails and text messages) but never actually gets the courage to hang out with you in person. A way to pretend you are in a relationship with someone without actually seeing them.
That guy I met at the gym was great at eFlirting but, though we spent a few months emailing and I dropped all kinds of hints, he never actually worked up the nerve to ask me out. What a waste of time!