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The literal definition of a puss magnet. His attractiveness is so strong he turns straight men gay faster than James Charles. Elijuah also causes mass flooding no matter where he goes due to the major flooding caused by women’s leaking vaginas. The epitome of human performance and appearance.
Dan: Holy shit, that guy is a total Elijuah!
Craig: I think I just came so hard I shot a hole through my pants.
Elijuah by Spiritualizedyoungin November 20, 2023
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elijah mikaelson 

A hottie with family issues.

Elijah is a very attractive, positive, quirky and upbeat person. He always tries to see the good in people and tries to be a friend to everyone. He lives by a code of honour and morality. But isn't afraid to even murder for family. Something he values above all. Even through all the betrayal and backstabbing didn't break his promise of an always and forever.
-The noble Elijah Mikaelson sacrifices everything for family. AGAIN...
-Dude did you watch the originals Elijah is soo fittt.
elijah mikaelson by Mikaelson1313 August 29, 2020

Edwin Elijah Diaz

Is an artist/rapper/multi-instrumentalist from New York. Best known for the album Rock Is Sleeping featuring hit songs such as Fish Have Feelings, Betrayal Has No Friends and September Cries.
Edwin Elijah Diaz the American singer-songwriter from the Bronx.
Edwin Elijah Diaz by AK47 USA November 26, 2018

Elijah Lamb

The cutest and funniest boy on Tiktok. He lives in Florida and loves all his fans, the most are girls because they like his voice. He’s also known as Good Voice Guy, The Smoke Juul and Rap God.
Me: Yoo girls do you know Elijah Lamb?
My Friends: No who’s that?
Me: He is my new favorite Tiktoker.
My Friends: Ohh what’s his name on Tiktok?
Me: @elijah.lamb you should check him out he’s great!

elijahsexual 

Amy is looking all day at Elijah she is elijahsexual
elijahsexual by Ae.tonyx December 29, 2020

Dirty Elijah 

When you pull out mid Stroke, tell them that their Pussy is trash, then knock over and destroy their Flat screen and then leave.
Wow, Donald just pulled a Dirty Elijah, now I have to buy a new T.V
Dirty Elijah by King Kenroy August 17, 2018
Doesn't give af what ya names mean on urban dictionary
Damn Elijah don't care what my name means.
Elijah by Eloading March 16, 2017