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The literal definition of a puss magnet. His attractiveness is so strong he turns straight men gay faster than James Charles. Elijuah also causes mass flooding no matter where he goes due to the major flooding caused by women’s leaking vaginas. The epitome of human performance and appearance.
Dan: Holy shit, that guy is a total Elijuah!
Craig: I think I just came so hard I shot a hole through my pants.
Craig: I think I just came so hard I shot a hole through my pants.
by Spiritualizedyoungin November 20, 2023
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