eligible

to be eligible for a heating

you is eligible

yo linnin is eligible

yo barber is eligible

alexanders smelly ass is eligible

yo german ass is eligible

by dadangelkid November 5, 2008

eligate

The opposite of deligate. When one assigns a task to his/her boss.

The job didn't get done because I eligated it to Mr. Smith and he dropped the ball.

by Dan_Nomad_NC April 10, 2006

eligibly

In an eligible manner.

Lex Rudel Eligibly has a small dick.

by josha back April 7, 2008

Bowl Eligible

Ready and/or willing to smoke marijuana. Not to be confused with a similar term used to determine whether an NCAA football team qualifies for the postseason.

Hey Chris, are you bowl eligible yet?
Nah, give me a half hour, I need to finish this paper.

by The Biggest Z November 23, 2014

Eligible Puss

A female of age 18 or older categorized as a minimum of a soft 5 on the hotness scale.

Ryan, there is so much eligible puss at this party.

by Another frat guy December 2, 2019

eligible bachelor

el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor
n.

1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.

2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.

Guy A: "Where's your girlfriend?"

Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."

by Ecce October 6, 2004

triage eligable

A medical term from an ambulance to hospital that lets the emergency room know that the patient is full of it.

Med#1: 45 YOF, complains of paralysis in lower left extremity, patient is "Triage Eligable".
Hospitol Dispatch: What, her foot asleep?
Med#1: 10-04

by P0rkCh0p October 5, 2017