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Elf-it (verb) is to bluff to someone you love that you watched their favourite Christmas movie with them. Convincing them you watched it by describing it as "Christmassy" when it clearly is not "Christmassy".

This term is now used in general conversation when you have told a white lie: you elfed-it/to elf-it
Stuart was so busy eating Chinese food that he didn't watch the film that Susie had asked him to watch with her. She knew he'd elf-it and she was correct. Stuart sat on a "throne of lies".
Elf-it by Sharkey & Bubbles March 19, 2022
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cat it elf 

a very weird looking person, useally like a cat, an it and an elf. name made up from the person in nanny mcphee who looks like a cat it elf. For every 2 normal looking people there's 1 cat it elf
WOAH that person looks like a cat it elf
cat it elf by Taylor Ross II October 10, 2008
An Elfitta is the prettiest vagina in town. Beautiful, mesmerizing and tempting, if ever you lay eyes on it you shall be struck with uncontrollable temptation.
Wow that Elfitta is beautiful.
Elfitta by MrOP October 27, 2022

Hayder Ibrahim Amer Ali Elfituri 

Hayder is a very generous man, with high expectations, with good qualities and is loved by everyone on earth. The probability of becoming a Hayder is a 1 in 8 billion chance. So good luck!
Josh: HOLY SMOKES IS THAT YOU Hayder Ibrahim Amer Ali Elfituri!?

Hayder: Yes
Khalid (body guard): HEY, HEY BACK OFF NOW! NO MORE PAPARAZZIS!
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