electrolyte

Its what plants crave ; From Idiocracy the Movie

My plants wont make it throughout the winter without electrolytes.

by IWINULUZ August 28, 2007

electrolyte dump

The act of loose bowel syndrome after an evening of draft beer and sauerkraut or any savory drunkeness meal. Followed with a double flush and a gatorade.

Charles lost all control and gave birth to an electrolyte dump after having keg beer with corn on the cob.

by Dick Blast January 19, 2016

electrolytes

the substance which plants crave

Electrolytes, it's what plants crave.

by hnic17 January 3, 2008

Electrolytes

n. The only substance known to mankind that has been scientifically proven to cure hangovers. It's also the third ingredient in Gatorade, right after sugar and yellow dye #5.

Person 1: Awwwww, my head is killing me. Last night was rough.
Person 2: Here drink some Gatorade, it's got electrolytes and shit.

by gabulldogs123 May 29, 2008

electrocuted squirrel

one of patty's life lessons and analogies on how a person can die.

If you don't be careful, you may end up like the electrocuted squirrel.

by okthisisstupid August 28, 2009

electrocute

To kill something using electricity. In common usage, the word is incorrectly used as a synonym to "shock," which means to apply electricity to. This usage being far-spread does not make it correct, however.

Incorrect: My science teacher electrocuted me when I entered the classroom. (Unless your science teacher is a murderer.)

Correct: The man, condemned for third degree manslaughter and arson, was electrocuted.

by Anonymous_YXZ September 9, 2008

Electrolytes

An Electrolyte, is something inside of a sports drink that makes people run faster.

Hey dude what should I drink before I run

DRINK BRAWNDO, IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!

by UrbanWordz December 3, 2010