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ElderPhile 

A girl or boy who is attracted to nothing but older people in their thirties and above
jane: I can't get enough of jeffrey

Ben: isn't he fifty?
Jane: yea and?
Ben: Man you are such an elderphile, all your boyfriends are always over thirty
ElderPhile by willowjames April 14, 2011
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Elderphile 

An adult who has an attraction to elderly adults with dementia.
Becca is an Elderphile. She has a love of marrying elderly men with dementia.
Elderphile by Lupapadmae June 11, 2025
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Elderphile

A person younger than 35 that is sexually attracted to people older than 54.
She is only 25 and her boyfriend is 55, she is an elderphile
Elderphile by Shack G March 7, 2026

Eldaphile 

A teen who is sexually attracted to very old people.
Johnny: Did you hear about Mark?

Jimmy: Yeah! I heard he was masturbating to Jack Nicholson...what an eldaphile!
Eldaphile by Mikey Li March 8, 2011

Enderphilia 

Enderphilia (En-der-filia) is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to the fictional Minecraft videogame entity, The Enderman (or Endermen). Enderphilia is treated as a crime mostly by the fandom in some sites (E.G. Tumblr and 4chan) with perpetrators being placed on a bestiality register by SJWs after prosecution.
"I used to play the hell out of Minecraft as a kid. My favourite mob was the Enderman because of how creepy they were compared to other monsters. ...But all that changed when I found my older sister completely naked and fucking her custom life-size Enderman plushie. She was arrested and prosecuted for charges of Enderphilia..."

"...I will never look at Endermen or Minecraft the same way again after that traumatic event."

- George McFuck
A young person that which is sexually inclined to an adult.
Justin who is 19, likes Scott who is 28.
eldophile by Justin May 13, 2005
An adult who is sexually attracted to the elderly.
Damn dude you just turned 30 why are you trying to bang that 90 year old? You are such an eldophile.
eldophile by Moni-Love October 31, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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