ElderPhile

A girl or boy who is attracted to nothing but older people in their thirties and above

jane: I can't get enough of jeffrey

Ben: isn't he fifty?
Jane: yea and?
Ben: Man you are such an elderphile, all your boyfriends are always over thirty

by willowjames April 14, 2011

Elderphile

A person younger than 35 that is sexually attracted to people older than 54.

She is only 25 and her boyfriend is 55, she is an elderphile

by Shack G March 7, 2026

Elderphile

An adult who has an attraction to elderly adults with dementia.

Becca is an Elderphile. She has a love of marrying elderly men with dementia.

by Lupapadmae June 11, 2025

Eldaphile

A teen who is sexually attracted to very old people.

Johnny: Did you hear about Mark?

Jimmy: Yeah! I heard he was masturbating to Jack Nicholson...what an eldaphile!

by Mikey Li March 8, 2011

Enderphilia

Enderphilia (En-der-filia) is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to the fictional Minecraft videogame entity, The Enderman (or Endermen). Enderphilia is treated as a crime mostly by the fandom in some sites (E.G. Tumblr and 4chan) with perpetrators being placed on a bestiality register by SJWs after prosecution.

"I used to play the hell out of Minecraft as a kid. My favourite mob was the Enderman because of how creepy they were compared to other monsters. ...But all that changed when I found my older sister completely naked and fucking her custom life-size Enderman plushie. She was arrested and prosecuted for charges of Enderphilia..."

"...I will never look at Endermen or Minecraft the same way again after that traumatic event."

- George McFuck

by Some Internet Fruitbowl June 19, 2018

eldophile

A young person that which is sexually inclined to an adult.

Justin who is 19, likes Scott who is 28.

by Justin May 13, 2005

eldophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to the elderly.

Damn dude you just turned 30 why are you trying to bang that 90 year old? You are such an eldophile.

by Moni-Love October 31, 2009