Elcapitan 

Shitter of Ebay auctions

Your auction got ElCapitaned

Elcapitan by Monkster December 16, 2004

elcapitan morgan

A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.

Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???

Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan

elcapitan morgan by rumrunner77 December 18, 2013

excapitate 

verb: to remove one's head from one's ass, to disabuse oneself of unrealistic expectations, disillusion, To free oneself from a falsehood or misconception

If you believe that, you really need to excapitate.

excapitate by gburgie December 26, 2008

el capitan 

Captin Morgan's alcohol

"Heineken, shots of 151
and a bottle of what we call El Captain"
<i>El Capitan</i> by OPM

el capitan by LadyRachel March 14, 2004

El Capitan 

The most racist school EVER

El Crap is racist

El Capitan by penis October 5, 2003

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk 

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk

Very good looking, brave, daring, smart, sexy, loyal and unpredictable.

A one of a kind in thinking and in person. Can easily be confused with cocky and often miss understood. People who are called by this name are powerful individuals and should never be under estimated in any way.

One such individual can be found around the Seattle area.

A reference to the famed Capitan Kirk of Star track.

Once again "Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk" saved the copy Machine.

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk by Snake Eyes again December 13, 2010

elcapito

Eating someone's ass while they're taking a piss.

Wow, Margaret really elcapitoed me well last night.

elcapito by Jack Camillo May 5, 2006