A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.
Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
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verb: to remove one's head from one's ass, to disabuse oneself of unrealistic expectations, disillusion, To free oneself from a falsehood or misconception
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Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk
Very good looking, brave, daring, smart, sexy, loyal and unpredictable.
A one of a kind in thinking and in person. Can easily be confused with cocky and often miss understood. People who are called by this name are powerful individuals and should never be under estimated in any way.
One such individual can be found around the Seattle area.
Very good looking, brave, daring, smart, sexy, loyal and unpredictable.
A one of a kind in thinking and in person. Can easily be confused with cocky and often miss understood. People who are called by this name are powerful individuals and should never be under estimated in any way.
One such individual can be found around the Seattle area.
A reference to the famed Capitan Kirk of Star track.
Once again "Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk" saved the copy Machine.
Once again "Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk" saved the copy Machine.
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