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el em kay 

Phonetic spelling of LMK as if each letter were pronounced out loud.

-also used as a phonetic version of the abbreviation for the alternate definition of LMK. Lick my knob
1. "What time do you want to meet for batting practice? el em kay..."

2. "Shut the fuck up and el em kay!"
el em kay by elemkay May 20, 2008

ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed 

"tell me the alphabet"
"ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed"

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed. 

when your so bored you wonder how you spell each letter of the alphabet.
"hmm I wonder how to say each letter in the alphabet"
"I know

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed."
Elkayne is a unique name, once in a blue moon even. As for her personality, she talks straight to the letter. She will never sugarcoat her words may they be good or bad. Elkayne is good at computations and management, she will manage even her boyfriend’s schedule just for the sake of being organized. She is a pretty and hot woman who is also very intelligent and responsible Elkayne is not a generic person, meeting an Elkayne entails having a very extraordinary woman in your life. She’ll endlessly for hours but will still have time to listen to your stories. She is a strong woman and would most often hide her sorrows in her radiant smile. She will love you and spoil you though is not the affectionate type. She’ll prefer being with you even with her hectic and busy schedule. She is a keeper who puts great impact in everyone’s lives: friend, family or lover alike. Elkayne is a sweet and adorable woman but you do not want to ever cross her or you’ll very much regret it. It is a one in a million chance to encounter an Elkayne, so if you meet one cherish her and you’ll live in heaven for the remainder of your life on earth.
What Elkayne wants, Elkayne gets
Elkayne by Carlisius November 24, 2021

Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station

Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*
A Elkayam /el-KAY-yam/
1. Born a leader. Wherever he goes, people look to him for the next move.

2. The waiter always drops the check at his side — not because he asked, but because everyone knows who’s in charge.

3. Friends don’t make plans without his approval; his word is the final word.

4. Not a background character. He’s the main character and the whole world revolves around him.

5. A certified pussy magnet — women want to be with him, men want to be him.

6. Rare as hell; meeting an Elkayam is like winning the lottery twice.
“Who decided we’re going to that club?”
Duh, Elkayam did.”

“Why does the waiter always bring him the bill?”
“Because he’s the Elkayam.”

Yo, you actually met an Elkayam? That’s like hitting Powerball twice.”
Elkayam by Betterthangood September 13, 2025