A surprise attack using a flacid penis to startle an unsuspecting victim. This is usually done by slapping a distracted person across the
face or head with your penis while yelling the phrase "El Kabong" to proclaim your successful prank over the El Kabonged individual, and alert any witnesses to the humorous use of your private parts.
This can be done by a women using her
breasts but is much harder to pull off if the victim is awake.
Good
Luck and Happy El Kabonging!
"Jeremy came home from
work early to find his girlfriend napping on the
couch with the TV on. He pulled out his penis sneaking up behind her and slapped her across the
face with his penis waking her up, while yelling El Kabong! This turned her on, and naturally progressed into her giving him a blow job."