A surprise attack using a flacid
penis to startle an unsuspecting victim. This is usually done by slapping a distracted person across the face or head with your
penis while yelling the phrase "El Kabong" to proclaim your successful prank over the El Kabonged individual, and alert any witnesses to the humorous use of your private parts.
This can be done by a women using her breasts but is much harder to pull off if the victim is awake.
Good Luck and
Happy El Kabonging!
"Jeremy came
home from work early to find his girlfriend napping on the couch with the TV on. He pulled out his
penis sneaking up behind her and slapped her across the face with his
penis waking her up, while yelling El Kabong! This turned her on, and naturally progressed into her giving him a blow job."