el capitano 

someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of

make your own example be original

el capitano by el capitano December 12, 2004

El capitano 

When someone drives a boat and there sex appeal increases by at least 10 points.

When cam drives a boat he is el capitano and it makes me wet.

El capitano by Riancz October 3, 2015

el capitano 

Exceedingly and visibly hung over, to the point of being unable to function.

Yeah, man, I was feeling pretty shitty at work the next day, but Tom was el capitano - passed out in his own vomit in the back room.

el capitano by the_amadaun September 29, 2005

El Capitano Gatisto 

A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.

It looks like El Capitano Gatisto got out of the boot finally... thank god.

El Capitano Gatisto by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

el capitan 

Captin Morgan's alcohol

"Heineken, shots of 151
and a bottle of what we call El Captain"
<i>El Capitan</i> by OPM

el capitan by LadyRachel March 14, 2004

El Capitan 

The most racist school EVER

El Crap is racist

El Capitan by penis October 5, 2003

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk 

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk

Very good looking, brave, daring, smart, sexy, loyal and unpredictable.

A one of a kind in thinking and in person. Can easily be confused with cocky and often miss understood. People who are called by this name are powerful individuals and should never be under estimated in any way.

One such individual can be found around the Seattle area.

A reference to the famed Capitan Kirk of Star track.

Once again "Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk" saved the copy Machine.

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk by Snake Eyes again December 13, 2010