Portuguese/English saying meaning "enfim, just another laugh moment"
Used when:
- a weird/bad situation is so common place you just want to laugh
- a situation was very easily predicted and, so, avoidable but it happened anyway
Used when:
- a weird/bad situation is so common place you just want to laugh
- a situation was very easily predicted and, so, avoidable but it happened anyway
by A.BC July 11, 2020
Get the Ejalm mug.A portmanteau of ejaculates and calculates. Used to refer to a situation where a man calculates precisely when he will ejaculate in order to take a definitive action e.g . pulling out.
1) Tom ejalculates so he can avoid cumming inside girls, as he doesn't like to wear condoms.
2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.
2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.
by guywhowritethething August 5, 2016
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A word created (most likely by teenagers new to the scene) by missppelling the word "ejaculates".
As a new word it needs a new definition, as such this word will now mean:
v. 1. When you ejaculate inside of a nun on the table on a Thursday with a mariachi band playing outside, while also taking a selfie and drinking tea.
v. -ed 2. A typo error.
As a new word it needs a new definition, as such this word will now mean:
v. 1. When you ejaculate inside of a nun on the table on a Thursday with a mariachi band playing outside, while also taking a selfie and drinking tea.
v. -ed 2. A typo error.
As a verb:
Guy 1: That mariachi band is really loud outside.
Nun 1: A little.
Guy 1: Oh god, I'm going to-- *ejalculates*
Guy 1: I spilled my tea everywhere... But that selfie is so going on FaceBook.
As a noun:
Guy 1: I like vajeyenas
Guy 2: Ugh, you totally ejalculated that sentence.
Guy 1: That mariachi band is really loud outside.
Nun 1: A little.
Guy 1: Oh god, I'm going to-- *ejalculates*
Guy 1: I spilled my tea everywhere... But that selfie is so going on FaceBook.
As a noun:
Guy 1: I like vajeyenas
Guy 2: Ugh, you totally ejalculated that sentence.
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Get the Ealman mug.Committing the act of anal penetration, with a penis, without the use lubricant. Ejamming is exclusively limited to the homosexual variant: wherein the act occurs between two men.
Hey big boy, wanna do some Ejamming?
Picking up planted quarters on the street in this district will lead to you getting Ejammmed.
Picking up planted quarters on the street in this district will lead to you getting Ejammmed.
by tester June 24, 2005
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by Steaming pile of steam July 31, 2016
Get the ejalculates mug.Ejamaka means someone who has a special gift, they don't have to tell you a child is sweet before you will know that's the meaning of ejamaka. If you have an EJAMAKA don't ever leave her cause she will always make you smile no matter what
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