Ejalm 

Portuguese/English saying meaning "enfim, just another laugh moment"
Used when:
- a weird/bad situation is so common place you just want to laugh
- a situation was very easily predicted and, so, avoidable but it happened anyway

Person A: "Bolsonaro has Covid-19"
Person B: ejalm

Ejalm by A.BC July 11, 2020

Ejalculates 

A portmanteau of ejaculates and calculates. Used to refer to a situation where a man calculates precisely when he will ejaculate in order to take a definitive action e.g . pulling out.

1) Tom ejalculates so he can avoid cumming inside girls, as he doesn't like to wear condoms.

2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.

Ejalculates by guywhowritethething August 5, 2016

ejalculates 

A word created (most likely by teenagers new to the scene) by missppelling the word "ejaculates".
As a new word it needs a new definition, as such this word will now mean:
v. 1. When you ejaculate inside of a nun on the table on a Thursday with a mariachi band playing outside, while also taking a selfie and drinking tea.
v. -ed 2. A typo error.

As a verb:
Guy 1: That mariachi band is really loud outside.
Nun 1: A little.
Guy 1: Oh god, I'm going to-- *ejalculates*
Guy 1: I spilled my tea everywhere... But that selfie is so going on FaceBook.

As a noun:
Guy 1: I like vajeyenas
Guy 2: Ugh, you totally ejalculated that sentence.

ejalculates by |3 0 -|- July 31, 2016

Ealman 

EALMAN IS A FURRY and yeah he has lots of subs and stuff in the bk discord server i think

Ealman is such a furry guys

Ealman by Willieloveschicken May 17, 2022

ejamming 

Committing the act of anal penetration, with a penis, without the use lubricant. Ejamming is exclusively limited to the homosexual variant: wherein the act occurs between two men.

Hey big boy, wanna do some Ejamming?

Picking up planted quarters on the street in this district will lead to you getting Ejammmed.

ejamming by tester June 24, 2005

ejalculates 

The art of rubbing the penis and making paint come out of it. Little know fact all white paint comes from ejaculate.

It isn't used in a sentence soooo ejalculates

ejalculates by Steaming pile of steam July 31, 2016

Ejamaka 

Ejamaka means someone who has a special gift, they don't have to tell you a child is sweet before you will know that's the meaning of ejamaka. If you have an EJAMAKA don't ever leave her cause she will always make you smile no matter what

Thats ejamaka is a precious girl

Ejamaka by Favour obeh March 8, 2020