ejami
Yo I'm sucker for ejami,s
ejami by Cumsinyourmom March 26, 2022
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Crammin for examin
Crammin for examin by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016
ekami sama
The god of the Ento religion. His worshippers are called the mento, and multiple are called menti. He has a sacred holy kazoo and his music guides us. Some people are not in favor of the God, and so it is best to avoid the name near him.
ekami sama by ekami chan April 20, 2021
nour elamir
nour elamir by mlg360noscoperesm8standbacksho October 12, 2018
IGCSE Mock Examinations
1) Huge events that take place during the month of may due to a student's will to pursue a higher education; or he/she can't dosen't give a fuck but their parents are douches who make them do it anyway.
2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.
3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.
4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.
2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.
3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.
4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Greetings fellow student. Are you available this may for some major partying?"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"
IGCSE Mock Examinations by guy that sat the IGCSE mocks April 15, 2009
Enjami
Enjami by BigBamboKW April 22, 2020
ejail
The condition of being enslaved by the contents of your inbox for an inordinately long period of time. This typically takes place in one of three situations.
1. When returning to work from holidays to find nine million people need an answer from you RIGHT NOW.
2. When your ex gets shitfaced and spends all night writing you their life story, then promises to post compromising videos of you together if you don't reply to them in equally excruciating detail.
3. When it's the holiday season and out of politeness you have to send insincere good wishes to innumerable relatives, acquaintances and business contacts who you haven't so much as farted near since the same time the previous year.
1. When returning to work from holidays to find nine million people need an answer from you RIGHT NOW.
2. When your ex gets shitfaced and spends all night writing you their life story, then promises to post compromising videos of you together if you don't reply to them in equally excruciating detail.
3. When it's the holiday season and out of politeness you have to send insincere good wishes to innumerable relatives, acquaintances and business contacts who you haven't so much as farted near since the same time the previous year.
Sorry Bill, I can't come to your cocaine and strippers party. I'm facing three days of ejail after this fucking conference.
ejail by Gun Arvidssen December 27, 2009