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Ejalculates
A portmanteau of ejaculates and calculates. Used to refer to a situation where a man calculates precisely when he will ejaculate in order to take a definitive action e.g . pulling out.
1) Tom ejalculates so he can avoid cumming inside girls, as he doesn't like to wear condoms.
2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.
2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.
Ejalculates by guywhowritethething August 5, 2016
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ejalculates
A word created (most likely by teenagers new to the scene) by missppelling the word "ejaculates".
As a new word it needs a new definition, as such this word will now mean:
v. 1. When you ejaculate inside of a nun on the table on a Thursday with a mariachi band playing outside, while also taking a selfie and drinking tea.
v. -ed 2. A typo error.
As a new word it needs a new definition, as such this word will now mean:
v. 1. When you ejaculate inside of a nun on the table on a Thursday with a mariachi band playing outside, while also taking a selfie and drinking tea.
v. -ed 2. A typo error.
As a verb:
Guy 1: That mariachi band is really loud outside.
Nun 1: A little.
Guy 1: Oh god, I'm going to-- *ejalculates*
Guy 1: I spilled my tea everywhere... But that selfie is so going on FaceBook.
As a noun:
Guy 1: I like vajeyenas
Guy 2: Ugh, you totally ejalculated that sentence.
Guy 1: That mariachi band is really loud outside.
Nun 1: A little.
Guy 1: Oh god, I'm going to-- *ejalculates*
Guy 1: I spilled my tea everywhere... But that selfie is so going on FaceBook.
As a noun:
Guy 1: I like vajeyenas
Guy 2: Ugh, you totally ejalculated that sentence.
ejalculates by |3 0 -|- July 31, 2016
ejalculates
The art of rubbing the penis and making paint come out of it. Little know fact all white paint comes from ejaculate.
ejalculates by Steaming pile of steam July 31, 2016
Ejalm
Portuguese/English saying meaning "enfim, just another laugh moment"
Used when:
- a weird/bad situation is so common place you just want to laugh
- a situation was very easily predicted and, so, avoidable but it happened anyway
Used when:
- a weird/bad situation is so common place you just want to laugh
- a situation was very easily predicted and, so, avoidable but it happened anyway
Cheeks
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019