ejal 

Ejal is very smelly and peng. He has the most cutest girlfriend ever.He’s the most luckiest guy ever,he is very sweet and healthy.He has a big penis

“Omg its the most luckiest guy in the world!Ejal!!!”

ejal by Rrarararararar November 22, 2021

Ejalculates 

A portmanteau of ejaculates and calculates. Used to refer to a situation where a man calculates precisely when he will ejaculate in order to take a definitive action e.g . pulling out.

1) Tom ejalculates so he can avoid cumming inside girls, as he doesn't like to wear condoms.

2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.

Ejalculates by guywhowritethething August 5, 2016

ejalculates 

A word created (most likely by teenagers new to the scene) by missppelling the word "ejaculates".
As a new word it needs a new definition, as such this word will now mean:
v. 1. When you ejaculate inside of a nun on the table on a Thursday with a mariachi band playing outside, while also taking a selfie and drinking tea.
v. -ed 2. A typo error.

As a verb:
Guy 1: That mariachi band is really loud outside.
Nun 1: A little.
Guy 1: Oh god, I'm going to-- *ejalculates*
Guy 1: I spilled my tea everywhere... But that selfie is so going on FaceBook.

As a noun:
Guy 1: I like vajeyenas
Guy 2: Ugh, you totally ejalculated that sentence.

ejalculates by |3 0 -|- July 31, 2016

ejalculates 

The art of rubbing the penis and making paint come out of it. Little know fact all white paint comes from ejaculate.

It isn't used in a sentence soooo ejalculates

ejalculates by Steaming pile of steam July 31, 2016

Ejalm 

Portuguese/English saying meaning "enfim, just another laugh moment"
Used when:
- a weird/bad situation is so common place you just want to laugh
- a situation was very easily predicted and, so, avoidable but it happened anyway

Person A: "Bolsonaro has Covid-19"
Person B: ejalm

Ejalm by A.BC July 11, 2020