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a small penis under the size of one inch - invented by the genious of tom agg
will aggs penis size
eins by sam 'eins' lonsdale March 28, 2003
Words you can keep

baka eins 

Sushi maki baka waka waka eh eh its time for africa!
The baka one is the main baka, sometimes sussy sometimes baddie sometimes farting noises making in the morning already! Bummer! Love it anyways! He likes deez nuts and biggie b and is not amazed by herr der gezeiten. He is tendenziell horny friday 7/8 at daddy mester and will buy you quarkbällchen even if hes broke
Who is that sweet chill mustache boy baka? Yeah its my baka eins
Who is the most talented in facetime? Its my baka
Who loves a good bagel with egg and cheese? BAKA
baka eins by A fine pickle jar February 13, 2023

Einsturzende Neubauten 

Einsturzende Neubauten ("Imploding/Collapsing New Buildings") formed in Berlin, Germany on April 1, 1980, as part of the 'Die Geniale Dillentanten', which was formed to break down all musical conventions.

Many of the members have included Blixa Bargeld. N.U. Unruh, F.M. Einheit, Alexander Van Borsig, Mark Chung, and Rudi Moser, just to name a few (their band line-up is practically a revolving-door complex in some ways)

They are true pioneers of Industrial, generally using and playing real instruments rather than recording them digitally.
1. EN - Not your generic, Industrial act: very Experimental and Avant-Garde

2. Albums include:
"Kollaps" (1981)
"Drawings of Patient O.T" (1983)
"Halber Mensch" (1985)
"Five on the Open-ended Richter Scale" (1987)
"Haus der Luge" (1989)
"Tabula Rasa" (1993)
"Ende Neu" (1996)
"Silence is Sexy" (2000)
"Perpetuum Mobile" (2004)

And many others...

Benjamin Einstein 

What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.
Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"
Benjamin Einstein by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

dirty einstein 

when a guy fucks himself in the ass...
After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!
dirty einstein by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

einsteining 

Being studious, studying, doing homework.
I can't talk now, I'm einsteining. I have a big test tomorrow.
einsteining by Jesse Moyer April 11, 2007
The true manga boi. Someone who excessively watches anime. Whom you would call senpai. An einshine dyes their hair to look sexier.
The Anime Man's sidekick is such an einshine.
einshine by ( ̄(工) ̄) June 28, 2016
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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