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racist bozo with the worst takes of all time, averages arguably 455 Ls per day and has a shockingly small cock
"wtf whos this dude calling people the n word on twitter, wtf"
"oh that must be Eilonmusk"
"Lol I'm gonna ratio him"
Eilonmusk by kanyefan59343 August 4, 2020
Words you can keep

elonmusked

When you smoke big ass joint and start thinking about space travel and planet colonisation.
- *got high* Guys... Imagine... Imagine if we build a ROCKET... And... *sip more*... And then we go... To the space!
- Damn, he elonmusked so hard...
elonmusked by WOCOCO September 16, 2018

Elonmusksexual 

when you are extremally deeply in love with elon musk, you think about his money all the time, you think about his hairline receding, you think about the millions of teslas he gives birth to each day, thats what turn you on, elon musk daddy.
are you attracted to anyone?

no im only in love with elon musk, im elonmusksexual

ElonMuskateer 

Someone who worships Elon Musk a lot.
Look at all these ElonMuskateers defending Elon.
ElonMuskateer by anonymous December 21, 2020

elonmusksexual 

Its when ur sexualy attracted to tesla and elon musk and also the people that work for him
to be elonmusksexual ur pronouns must be Elon/Musk
hey im elonmusksexual

elonmuskphobic 

You do not accept somebody being Elon Musk's significant other. Or so much as enjoying him.
"Mom? I think I have a thing for Elon Musk" said the lady. "Oh well deary, I'm elonmuskphobic, so I prohibit dating, liking, or even so much as enjoying Elon Musk." said the old grandma.

elonmusk 

a 21st century name for a wig or a tupee or hair grown from a hair transplant
that guy is looking young, he was losing hair last month, he must be wearing an elonmusk
elonmusk by bendfromdover November 7, 2022
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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