Ehong

Someone who is incompetent

He is an ehong for letting the dog out without a leash

by icecreamhoe January 20, 2019

Elongated Muskrat

Elon Musks real name

did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro

by anargflarg February 24, 2018

Elongated Muskrat

Full name of billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk.

“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch”
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”

by ___________h_____________ April 3, 2018

erectus elongotis

A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.

I've got another big date tonight -- with erectus elongotis.

by Dick Smiley January 3, 2011

Ethong

A man that looks like sid from ice age who we all know weres a Thong

Ethong soltys is gay

by ETHONG IS GAY April 15, 2019

Elongated Giraffe

When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)

Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!

Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!

by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010

Elongated buttcrackilyosis

-A severe physical defect that prevents persons from hiding their butt crack. No matter what they wear, the butt crack says hello to everyone

- Butt crack is just too long

Paul: Man it dont matter if she standing, sitting, hands raised, or has a dress on..her crack is always showin!!

David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis

by The Djb21 November 15, 2013