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egosurfers 

A collection of people who mainly enjoy egosurfing, they may also be interested in bacon, sand and herpes for typically unknown reasons
Look at those guys over there with their bacon,sand and herpes sandwiches, looking themselves up on google, what a bunch of egosurfers
egosurfers by yhvh March 4, 2008
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To look for onself on the Internet. Also known as googlebate.
It's not a bad idea to egosurf the Internet periodically to see if your crazy ex-girlfriend is blogging about you to the entire world.
egosurf by damaje July 1, 2008

Egosurfing 

Surfing the net for data or pages about yourself.
After 3 hours of egosurfing I'm having a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome
Egosurfing by Mudit January 31, 2005
To search the internet for mentions of oneself.
Person A:Where's Janelle?
Person B:Off egosurfing the porn sites.
egosurf by Sean September 25, 2003

Egoselfie 

A picture you take of yourself with or without other people, to boost your ego.
But first, let me take an egoselfie
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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