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exo-egocentrism

A behavioural condition in which a person frequently refers to themself in the 3rd person.
NOT JOHN: "You're afflicted by exo-egocentrism, John"

JOHN: "John thinks you should shut the hell up... and get him a drink."
exo-egocentrism by DarkTristis March 14, 2009

egocentric 

1. Centered on one's self. Selfish. Derived from the latin words "ego" meaning "I," and "centric" meaning "focused upon."

2. Philosophical theory stating that everyone is stranded in their own private universe and cannot truely know or be known by anyone else.

3. Dense. Referring to a person who assumes their first throught is correct every time.
Fury: Oh crap, I just got hacked!
Phy: My guild just beat a boss in WOW :D
Fury: ...egocentric mofo.

I can't help but be a little egocentric.

ButcherOrgg: Americans need to ban all guns like us!
Fury: Think maybe you're being egocentric?
egocentric by EternalFury August 7, 2005

egocentricism 

the act of being self-absorbed to the point of absurdity.
being obsessive about a feature and then consequentially losing that feature leading to a future insecurity. Your egocentricism is going to lead to your demise, my friend.

Egocentric 

EgoCentric (not Sentric} - The definition is in the word. One's ego is centered around him/herself.
1) "Your egocentricity makes you believe you've grown the best tomatoes in the city"

2) Egocentric people are often excluded from intimate dinner parties.
Egocentric by fitkv June 4, 2010

egocentrifugal

A person with an unstable moral center, or mental condition, who tries to hide it with a tiffany image until it spins out of control and stains everyone around them.
Guy 1: "Did you catch the fireworks last night? Lisa got all agro and made a fool of herself...probably lost all of her friends."

Guy 2: "Yeah, that was the worst egocentrifugal meltdown I've ever seen."

Guy 1: "What about Mel Gibson?"

Guy 2: "No contest! Gibson never tried to hide it."
egocentrifugal by Your liberator February 21, 2011

eurocentrism 

Eurocentrism is the practice of viewing the world from a European perspective and with an implied belief, either consciously or subconsciously, in the preeminence of European culture.

Definition taken from Wikipedia.
Man, why don't they talk about all the scientific advancements that other cultures contributed to modern civilization too? There's Eurocentrism for you.
eurocentrism by HosnyOut November 25, 2015