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egocentricism 

the act of being self-absorbed to the point of absurdity.
being obsessive about a feature and then consequentially losing that feature leading to a future insecurity. Your egocentricism is going to lead to your demise, my friend.

exo-egocentrism

A behavioural condition in which a person frequently refers to themself in the 3rd person.
NOT JOHN: "You're afflicted by exo-egocentrism, John"

JOHN: "John thinks you should shut the hell up... and get him a drink."
exo-egocentrism by DarkTristis March 14, 2009

Egocentrism 

Unable and unwilling to see a better way, only believing that what they believe is the right way.
People around the world should have a lot of guns like us Americans.

Egocentrism at it's best?

egocentricity

n. the characteristic or tendency to be egocentric or be predisposed to being self-centered. Viewing the universe as orbiting around the individual. Derived from "ego" and "centric" as in "heliocentric" (sun-centered universe) and "geocentric" (earth-centered universe)
You're sure she loves you because of your own stupid egocentricity.
egocentricity by Babylonian slave October 9, 2009

egocentricm

Condition of being egocentric or self-centred
Egocentricm may be an excuse for anarchy, but for selfishness - never.
egocentricm by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010
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