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Person who exemplifies the worst qualities of an egomaniac and a mentally retared person. Implies both extreme stupidity, and unreasonable opinion of one's self worth.
Boy is my boss an egotard. Kim Jong Il would be an egotard if it wasn't for those darn nukes.
egotard by Truuth December 4, 2004
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Someone who has a massive ego is constantly labeling other people and exposing their flaws to hide their own. Most often label people derogatory words like "faggot", "retard", "bitch", etc. or take gossiping to the extreme. Usually caused by jealousy, insecurity, and/or desire to be "cool" or "popular".
Bob: "Yo why does Jason even give a shit about that guy."
Joe:" I don't know he's probably a fucking egotard."
Egotard by Osndkvjdbmcjc May 5, 2017
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One who's Spiritual, Energetic, and/or Higher vibrational Growth is SLOWED by ones Egoic state of perception.
The leaders motives are EgoTarded when he collects the charities money to help buy his new car.
EgoTard by RipplesInTheAether May 29, 2018
when a white kid decides to shave his head during quarantine with his friends and ends up looking like humpty dumpty getting no bitches
Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?

Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro
eggtarded by XxMaxWeaselsxX July 26, 2020
People with an inability to eliminate "xo" from their written correspondence, particularly in signatures.
Can't wait to see you! xoxo I'm an exotard!
Exotard by ponypossy February 19, 2009
A reference to all emo kids in general. Being that emo is a false genre compiled from bits of other (valid) musical subcultures into a uniquely bland, and unoriginal composite, emo is "retarded," the combination of "emo" and "retard" becomes the redundant, but accurate slur.
All those emo kids who think they are being original by looking like each other and pretending to be so emotionally deep are really self-deluded emotards.
emotard by Marcus Solomon November 28, 2007
Someone so enamored with ecology that they cannot understand common sense or reality.
Example; Ecotards = idiots that burn down wood-frame buildings under construction to protest environmental policies. This irresponsible and short sighted act, not to mention being highly illegal, puts innocent lives at risk, wastes forest products that it would appear that they would want to protect, causes air and ground water pollution, causes increased insurance costs to the entire building industry and related increased building costs to society as a whole. These are some of the issues that an Ecotard does not comprehend in their single-minded and ill-conceived quest to "protect" the environment.
ecotard by Left Coast April 28, 2008
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