Ergotard

Someone who goes to retarded lengths to be ergonomic. This may include, but not be limited to, the use of special mice, an elevated monitor, a wedge to rest feet on, a chair that contorts the body in to an odd position, a special keyboard, and any number of modifications to ones desk.

Kev: Dude have you checked out Wolf's office?
Rob: Yeah dude's sitting on a ball and everything.
Kev: He's a total ergotard.

by rtadlock August 27, 2009