Ergotard

Someone who goes to retarded lengths to be ergonomic. This may include, but not be limited to, the use of special mice, an elevated monitor, a wedge to rest feet on, a chair that contorts the body in to an odd position, a special keyboard, and any number of modifications to ones desk.

Kev: Dude have you checked out Wolf's office?
Rob: Yeah dude's sitting on a ball and everything.
Kev: He's a total ergotard.

Ergotard by rtadlock August 27, 2009

egotard 

Person who exemplifies the worst qualities of an egomaniac and a mentally retared person. Implies both extreme stupidity, and unreasonable opinion of one's self worth.

Boy is my boss an egotard. Kim Jong Il would be an egotard if it wasn't for those darn nukes.

egotard by Truuth December 4, 2004

Egotard 

Someone who has a massive ego is constantly labeling other people and exposing their flaws to hide their own. Most often label people derogatory words like "faggot", "retard", "bitch", etc. or take gossiping to the extreme. Usually caused by jealousy, insecurity, and/or desire to be "cool" or "popular".

Bob: "Yo why does Jason even give a shit about that guy."
Joe:" I don't know he's probably a fucking egotard."

Egotard by Osndkvjdbmcjc May 5, 2017

EgoTard 

One who's Spiritual, Energetic, and/or Higher vibrational Growth is SLOWED by ones Egoic state of perception.

The leaders motives are EgoTarded when he collects the charities money to help buy his new car.

EgoTard by RipplesInTheAether May 29, 2018