Ego Terrorism

Inflating someone's ego by complimenting them gratuitously, thereby altering their personality to that of an ass and directing their life into a downward spiral from which they will not recover.

Todd: You're just awesome, Steve. I could never match your awesomeness.
Steve: Why, thanks. I guess I am awesome.
Todd: And I'm not just saying that out of ego terrorism.
Steve: Ah, then I'll take your words to heart. I genuinely am better than other people.
(years pass)
Steve: WHY DO THEY ALL HATE ME?!
Steve: (cuts wrists)
(minutes pass)
Todd: That'll serve you right, it will.
Todd: (spits on corpse)

Ego Terrorism by Butt Butt Butt but Butt May 3, 2009

Ego Terrorist 

1. Overbearing individual who can speak only about themselves, their academic achievements and general greatness. Will often leave others around them with intense feelings of nausea, self doubt and regret.

2. A person who dominates all conversations around them with ridiculous anecdotes about themselves.

3. A person who interrupts a conversation between two other people to interject their own exploits and opinions, whether related to the subject matter or not.

4. A shameless self-promoter, usually a semi-famous architect or designer.

Oh god, here comes Brian to tell us about his spiritual quest across Nepal or how many women he's sleep with this month. Yeah, he's such a complete Ego Terrorist, lets get out of here.

Ego Terrorist by Ron Donduay October 7, 2010

ego-terrorist 

A person who lives in a realm of their own, they think that any decision they make is 100% acceptable regardless of the reprocussions to everyone else around them. They live in a collection of fictional stories from their own mind, and all stories are fantasies that are dreamed up by a person who sadly, cannot live a life of any real substance and who most likely hasn't left his/her house long enough to experience anything that is actual truth.

Guy 1. "have you talked to that chick from the other night yet"?

Guy 2. "Are you talking about that Ego-terrorist"?

Guy 1. "Hey man, that ego-terrorist of a roomhate that you have left all her shit on your bathroom sink"

Guy 2. "I know man, it takes her hours on end to get ready and we dont tell her that shes a fucking sloppy bitch"

ego-terrorist by smiling goose June 21, 2010

Esoterrorism 

When any group of people of two or more engages in frequent private (esoteric) jokes with one another over any public medium, like facebook, where there are many people who will not "get" the joke. One or two offenses every once in a while is ok but when people go crazy, the esoteric jokes reach levels comparable to terrorism.

A: eyyyyyy, SMIX?
B: YOOOOOO, SMIXXXXX, alie? LOLOL.

C comments: wow, wtf are you two talking about? This is the fifth time this week, get off that esoterrorism shit.

Esoterrorism by LexHavoc January 9, 2011

EmoTerrorism 

Emotional Terrorism or Relationship Ransom. When a friend or relative that you're super close to, all the sudden gives you the silent treatment, not for anything you've done to them directly, but because they feel it's their right in order to force you to change something they don't approve of in your own life.

Example 1:
- Dude, why's your guy giving you the {silent treatment}?

- He's committing {emoterrorism} cuz I won't give him his way on every little thing..

Example 2:
- It seemed like nothing could get between you and your sister.. What happened?

- Oh, she's holding our {relationship ransom} until I make my choice the way she wants it to be made.

EmoTerrorism by DesignForPeace June 10, 2012

esoterrorism 

An act intended to instill fear in an obscure, specific group of people.

In what has been called an act of esoterrorism, five area men between the ages of 35 and 37, all of whom are named Carl and drive blue Saturn Ions, received anonymous letters threatening their lives.

Local authorities declined to comment on the current investigation, but suggested that dark-haired women whose middle name is Melissa, living in Shreveport, Louisiana and who own white dogs under 15 pounds could be in danger as the esoterrorist's next targets.

esoterrorism by Darcy_Tucker August 14, 2008