Esoterrorism 

When any group of people of two or more engages in frequent private (esoteric) jokes with one another over any public medium, like facebook, where there are many people who will not "get" the joke. One or two offenses every once in a while is ok but when people go crazy, the esoteric jokes reach levels comparable to terrorism.

A: eyyyyyy, SMIX?
B: YOOOOOO, SMIXXXXX, alie? LOLOL.

C comments: wow, wtf are you two talking about? This is the fifth time this week, get off that esoterrorism shit.

Esoterrorism by LexHavoc January 9, 2011

esoterrorism 

An act intended to instill fear in an obscure, specific group of people.

In what has been called an act of esoterrorism, five area men between the ages of 35 and 37, all of whom are named Carl and drive blue Saturn Ions, received anonymous letters threatening their lives.

Local authorities declined to comment on the current investigation, but suggested that dark-haired women whose middle name is Melissa, living in Shreveport, Louisiana and who own white dogs under 15 pounds could be in danger as the esoterrorist's next targets.

esoterrorism by Darcy_Tucker August 14, 2008

ecoterrorist 

radical leftist who performs violent acts and destructs personal property and endangers human lives in thinking that they accomplished something to save the environment. often tied with the group PETA who funds them. And often want to force people to drive electric cars while they move bombs around in big moving vans or suvs.

Those stupid ecoterrorists blew up the SUVs on the car lot because they get bad fuel milage, but released 100 times more toxins into the air by burning the vehicles than the trucks would have released in hundreds of years.

ecoterrorist by TuffEagle July 16, 2004

esoterrorist 

a loose affiliation of people who are privileged to the occult knowledge and seek to rule the world. aka the babylonian brotherhood, illuminati, bush family syndicate.

the bush administration was full of esoterrorists.

esoterrorist by the knishery August 13, 2012

EmoTerrorism 

Emotional Terrorism or Relationship Ransom. When a friend or relative that you're super close to, all the sudden gives you the silent treatment, not for anything you've done to them directly, but because they feel it's their right in order to force you to change something they don't approve of in your own life.

Example 1:
- Dude, why's your guy giving you the {silent treatment}?

- He's committing {emoterrorism} cuz I won't give him his way on every little thing..

Example 2:
- It seemed like nothing could get between you and your sister.. What happened?

- Oh, she's holding our {relationship ransom} until I make my choice the way she wants it to be made.

EmoTerrorism by DesignForPeace June 10, 2012

esoterrorist 

Someone who feels that the best way to contribute to a conversation is to make an obscure reference to something as if it were some sort of inside joke that no one else involved in the conversation is aware of.

Jim: Hey, How you doin' Bob?
Bob: About as well as Peter when Lois beat the crap out of him.
Jim: What? You're such an esoterrorist.

esoterrorist by MikeCox89 July 20, 2008

Esoterrorist 

Somebody who is so esoteric their strangeness is threatening.

'Sakuliza is such an esoterrorist.'

Esoterrorist by Leeonthatzaza August 25, 2023