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An unhealthy substitute for proper lube for anal sex.
Dustin ran out of lube to do Precious in the ass, so he had to use eggwash.
Eggwash by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016
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A mixture of eggs, milk, and water, which typically comes in a milk carton. An easy substitute for real scrambled eggs, usually served up at breakfast restaurants all over. Just pour it out of the carton and fry up for "scrambled" eggs.
Excuse me miss, can I have my eggs scrambled, and not the eggwash?

Yo, pass the carton of eggwash, I'm too lazy to scramble up eggs for you guys.
eggwash by HuJia July 12, 2007
The act of squirting while on your period.
Dude Brian got an eggwash last night.

Eww was it Karen?

Yeah. She sprayed it all over him
Eggwash by Goodwynn89 June 7, 2018
how chinese restaurants in the hood say "eggroll"
worker: how may i help you, how may i help you?
nick: i think imma do y'all a general chicken with rice
worker: okay okay
nick: and im gonna get an eggroll with it
worker: it come with eggwah😩
eggwah by greekgod1821 August 28, 2021

An Egg Wash

A mixture of semen and vaginal juices beaten together during a hot and heavy sex session. Similar to that of an Egg Wash using when baking, this beaten mixture of human juices leaves a lovely shine on the penis and vagina when dried after sex.
Carl and Wendy enjoyed a evening of hot, raunchy sex and their juices were mixed all night long creating An Egg Wash on their genitals that they both admired with price and accomplishment when they woke up the next morning.
An Egg Wash by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014

Egg wash 

Where two or more bald gay men shower together
I heard domonik and his dad had a egg wash last night.
Egg wash by Fat old drongo May 15, 2019
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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