A word that only faggots/potheads in Southeastern Idaho use. Nobody knows what it means except the people who say the word. There is another variation of the word:
egglegal
There may be more, but none have been heard.
It is said that eggleast is a faggot way to say "at least" but, again, nobody is 100% sure, except for the people who say it.
Faggot: Eggleast!!!!
Guy: You're a fucking faggot.
Faggot: EGGLEGAL!!!!
Guy: Shut the fuck up
Affectionate cuddling where the man lays behind the woman, usually with both people being in a fetal-type position and arms wrapped onto the woman's chest.
A cuter way of saying we Spoon
Male: Dude we totez eggled
Female: Yes babe, we be so affectionate
Eggemy is the unholy amalgamation of Emily, and the word Egg. Though this sounds like an insult, trust me, it's a term of endearment. She will listen to ambient techno, look at lolcats (and proceed to lol) and make gigantopithicakes on a daily basis.
Who's chair is that? I didn't put that chair there.
That's eggemy's chair, dude. She'll knock your teeth down your throat if you touch it.
A eagle-like person, this person should have dreadlocks to mimick the feathers of an eagle, should run with their arms trailing behind them to mimick the wings while soaring, and should be a dedicated fan of Morgan Freeman.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.