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Egg Fu is a form of self defence were you get skizmed and flip your shit and have a cry about it like a little bitch in the corner. or you can bend your knees get real low and kind bounce up and down poking the person right in their fatty love hands also known as squeezing the fat
this beewee is pissing me of time to initiate Egg fu
Egg Fu by smailliw nehs October 3, 2019
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Egg Fuck 

Egg Fuck is Eggnog, but 50% semen.
Martha: What do you want to drink Shelby?
Shelby (PORN STAR): Mmmmm... I'd like some egg fuck please!

Fucking Egg 

An insult for someone that is an idiot.
"Hey you know that kid Joe? Yeah he's a fucking egg."

A fucking egg

What is a fucking egg you may ask? It is a term one uses as an action for when a mate does a retarded action or says something retarded.
Person 1: Did you just ram into my neighbour's door?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...
A fucking egg by Zombiedead3 YT October 27, 2019

Full as an egg 

To be full to the brim, bloated. Usually said after gorging on too much food.
After all that food, I'm as full as an egg!
Full as an egg by DairySayings January 2, 2012

Fucker Egg 

An asshole person who acts in such a rude and childish manner that he is little more than an tactless under developed foetus, hence "egg" ...
Person 1: "Dude, he just called your mom a fat dirty hairy poo poo face! How infantile ..."

Person 2: " I know, what a Fucker Egg ..."

Fucker Egg by 2BC April 26, 2009
The name given for completely filling the toilet bowl with bubbles while urinating.
I pissed so hard and so long that I made a full egg.
Full Egg by TheDogg December 9, 2008
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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