Egg Fu

Egg Fu is a form of self defence were you get skizmed and flip your shit and have a cry about it like a little bitch in the corner. or you can bend your knees get real low and kind bounce up and down poking the person right in their fatty love hands also known as squeezing the fat

this beewee is pissing me of time to initiate Egg fu

by smailliw nehs October 3, 2019

Egg Fuck

Egg Fuck is Eggnog, but 50% semen.

Martha: What do you want to drink Shelby?
Shelby (PORN STAR): Mmmmm... I'd like some egg fuck please!

by Planet Cockstar's President December 22, 2014

Fucking Egg

An insult for someone that is an idiot.

"Hey you know that kid Joe? Yeah he's a fucking egg."

by Boomer the legend May 14, 2018

A fucking egg

What is a fucking egg you may ask? It is a term one uses as an action for when a mate does a retarded action or says something retarded.

Person 1: Did you just ram into my neighbour's door?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...

by Zombiedead3 YT October 27, 2019

Full as an egg

To be full to the brim, bloated. Usually said after gorging on too much food.

After all that food, I'm as full as an egg!

by DairySayings January 2, 2012

Fucker Egg

An asshole person who acts in such a rude and childish manner that he is little more than an tactless under developed foetus, hence "egg" ...

Person 1: "Dude, he just called your mom a fat dirty hairy poo poo face! How infantile ..."

Person 2: " I know, what a Fucker Egg ..."

by 2BC April 26, 2009

Full Egg

The name given for completely filling the toilet bowl with bubbles while urinating.

I pissed so hard and so long that I made a full egg.

by TheDogg December 9, 2008