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Empafagonomally
When a man is more aroused or attracted to a woman because she is feeling emotional, these feelings of empathy (often associated with homosexuality) go against all things natural and you want to perform sexual intercourse with her due to her feelings. The desire to have sex with the woman due to her vulnerability, however, is completely natural and encouraged.
As she started crying, Mike felt more in tune with her emotions then ever and desired her now more then ever. However, his friends took advantage of this vulnerability and banged her out. Mike, due to his "feelings", was left to jack off in the corner due to his empafagonomally.
Empafagonomally by Robio Linkovich September 30, 2010
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