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This is a 2000s Netbook used by Dankpods on his YouTube channel, he always hated it, it's standard OS is mostly Windows XP or Windows 7, such similar computers are small and compact among the others, but their size has its downsides, one of them being the limited space and power, the batteries on those ones are useless, you should bring your charger everywhere, and the plastic frame is olso an issue, the durability, it's absolute 0, Dankpods mostly uses his Eee PC for reading discs and so on, and Netbooks have issues with frame speed and lack of PCIe slots (because of the size)
"oh... Don't make me use my Eee PC!"
Eee PC by The_Choppaaaaa June 20, 2025
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Asus eee pc 

An Asus eee pc is tiny, awesome and has a few trickable outable features... however:

This laptop may be cool and look cooler but it comes with an operating system fit for a six yearold who will die of aids if he doesn't learn to click on icons by accident.

These tiny laptops are best to buy if you feel like spending a little bit more on mods :

-External CD drive helps for installing a less babyplay OS
-An extra monitor for home use.. this may sound silly but if you don't have it you'll want it.
-At least one USB flash-memory device with more than 1gb memory on it really helps.
-A USB Mouse
-A USB Keyboard
Mary: "hey john! I just got an asus eee pc!!"
John: "Did you buy a shitload of extras for it?"
Mary: "HELL YEAH! £60s worth!!!"
Asus eee pc by Sprouticous REX July 18, 2009

ASUS eee pc 

the only netbook thats worth buying, but won't recomend for personal use.
bob: hey you heard of joe, he got a netbook.
robert: which one?
bob: ASUS eee pc
robert: oh, he did a good thing.
ASUS eee pc by tiktok_sucks!!! September 13, 2022
Cool computer that aced made in the 2000s
eeepc
eeepc by notawinston August 12, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004