tiktok_sucks!!!'s definitions

quandale dingle

a black guy with a deformed monkey nose that says "goofy ahh". annoying as hell and everyone says goofy ahh now even though its a slang for goofy ass....
he always make these weird meme videos about "hey guys quandale dingle my brother put his head in the blender AAAJJHHH" its annoying as fuck and people wont shut up about him.

anthony: ahhhh
joe: please shut up, its annoying.
anthony: quandale dingle ahh
joe: wtf

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 22, 2022

math

a subject that makes you fail school and makes you live under a bridge for the rest of your life

joe: hey billy, you know about the math test?
billy: no
joe: this math quiz is worth 100% of our grade

*later*
billy: i got an 0/24
joe: i got an 24/24
billy: crap

by tiktok_sucks!!! November 1, 2022

iphone

a little device that is used by most spolied bratty kids to store porn and watch tiktok.
it has other powers, such as replacing a desktop computer, and stuff like that.

also used to play garbage moblie games.

jim: hey, bob got a new iphone.
jimmy: what does use it for?
jim: to play weird mobile games.

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 20, 2022

smartphone

a small palm os pda knock-off that fits in your pocket. often is called an "i phone" or "android phone". often used to look at porn and used by big tech companies to track you 24/7/365/3652 days a year.

guy1: hey bill, have you heard of the i phone 14?
guy2: oh, that stupid smartphone?

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 14, 2022

family guy

a stupid simpsons knock-off thats made by fox, and has a sadistic father named peter.

fox sucks

bob: family guy sucks

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 26, 2022

school

a place where innocent kids "learn" useless math and reading bullcrap and then they frick you over with report cards and angry e-mails from the teacher.

some dude: hey, what did you learn at "school"?

guy1: nothing, i learn nothing at school.

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 14, 2022

tiktok

a "app" that is basically virtual cocaine. worse than snapchat, worse than fackbook or any other social medias.
a complex algortithim that basically hacks the human brain, and makes them addicted. do not download this social media program. it will destroy your life.

Spread the word: tiktok sucks.

hey joey, what has bob been up to?

joey: he has been watching tiktok

oh.

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 21, 2022