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Edvandro is the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. There’s no way you can’t be sad around him! He’s talented, humble, body of a Greek God and will definitely have you obsessed with the sex. He definitely makes heads turn!
Edvandro’s are kind hearted people who take care of their family and friends
They’ll stand by your side no matter what

If you see one, grab him and make sure to bring it home with you, because they’ll change your life!
Anyone: I’m blessed to have Edvandro in my life

Anyone: Edvandro is hot AF
Edvandro by lslovely November 23, 2021
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That kind of hoe that never answer phone call or messages
A disturber who alway think he is an only child

The person who is always lost
In the end he is the lovely whore that has everyone love
He is an Evandro
The Evandro wasn’t so expensive last night
It was fun doing Evandro
Evandro by MTCH December 15, 2021
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that butthurt little 12 year old that disputes you on paypal and rages when he fails at getting his money back
don't be mean to the little evandro, he spent his birthday money on that

ROFL YOU'RE SUCH AN EVANDRO ROFL

that little evandro get pwnd by paypal
evandro by TomTheNiceAsshole September 28, 2014
Handsome, charming, and sharply witted. The whole room turns its attention towards him when he walks in. Woman bow at his feet and beg for the opportunity to be chosen as his lady.

It is an urban legend that every woman that sleeps with Evandro manifests her every dreams.
Oh look it’s Evandro! Thank God he’s here.

Don’t worry Evandro will fix this.
Evandro by DefinitelynotEvandro November 23, 2021
A person who has their phone on loud during a church service.
Did you hear that phone ringing during church?

Yes - it was most probably an Evandro.

Please put your phone on silent - do not be an Evandro.
Evandro by H Man December 17, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026