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that butthurt little 12 year old that disputes you on paypal and rages when he fails at getting his money back
don't be mean to the little evandro, he spent his birthday money on that

ROFL YOU'RE SUCH AN EVANDRO ROFL

that little evandro get pwnd by paypal
evandro by TomTheNiceAsshole September 28, 2014
Handsome, charming, and sharply witted. The whole room turns its attention towards him when he walks in. Woman bow at his feet and beg for the opportunity to be chosen as his lady.

It is an urban legend that every woman that sleeps with Evandro manifests her every dreams.
Oh look it’s Evandro! Thank God he’s here.

Don’t worry Evandro will fix this.
Evandro by DefinitelynotEvandro November 23, 2021
A person who has their phone on loud during a church service.
Did you hear that phone ringing during church?

Yes - it was most probably an Evandro.

Please put your phone on silent - do not be an Evandro.
Evandro by H Man December 17, 2021

Evandrix 

Evandrix a sexy amazing guy, he really loves football and is very athletic he often ends up being in women's pants.
Hey you see Evandrix, he is great at football.
Evandrix by Maili Moniz May 27, 2019

evandbrown 

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evandbrown by evandbrown May 17, 2021
He is the p.i.m.p of all pimps he will steal your girl in a snap of a fingers
Evando will steal ur girl like the g he is
Evando by Lerumo November 22, 2021
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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