Eduardy 

To have the most atrocious teeth to have touch this earth we live on

Simon has bad teeth but his brother Elias has eduardy teeth.

Eduardy by Totally narwall August 1, 2021

Eduardo Squidwardo 

A name that if uttered will cause you to be inflicted with lots of damage.

Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!

Eduardo Squidwardo by Hearshotkid_2113 January 8, 2019

Eduarda

The most kindest , forgiving , smart person you will ever meet. She won't let you down and won't let you be alone. To me I think Eduarda means Angel!

I want a friend just like Eduarda

Eduarda by Himynameisfinheff55 April 9, 2017

National Eduardo Day 

September 1st is know as National Eduardo Day. In National Eduardo Day, you celebrate everyone that’s named Eduardo by giving them $50

Today is National Eduardo Day? I need to give Eduardo $50 as soon as possible!

National Eduardo Day by Ed =) October 31, 2019

maria eduarda

The funniest girl in the world, she's smart and beautiful, certainly the best kind of person to have around, she cheers you up with her jokes all the times, she's so different from other people, definitely and uniquely special.

maria eduarda is also alvin, simon and theodore.

maria eduarda by fcbm February 3, 2020

Retardo Eduardo 

Eduardo Gutierrez

Yo look, it's Retardo Eduardo.
That necklace lookin like Retardo Eduardo.
My dude, this Tony Chau kinda nice with dat Retardo Eduardo.

Retardo Eduardo by YaBoiGaribaldi August 8, 2019

Eduarda

The most beautiful girl in the Universe.

She is beautiful as Eduarda

Eduarda by Heushana November 13, 2016