Edjumacated 

To lernt new things.

"Phonicks dun good for mee, im edjumacated!"

Edjumacated by ReZeroX November 18, 2003

Edjumacated 

To know and understand information that is completely and totally irrelovent and not useful in any situation.

That very edjumacated man told me about how elmo got his hair red.

Edjumacated by Foxtrot June 7, 2004

Edjumacated 

The real definition of "edjumacated" is when you've been taught useless things/facts.

"Did you know bears have fur?" asked John.
"Great, now I'm edjumacated," Jill muttered.

Edjumacated by Zwandee April 12, 2023

edjumacation 

Education within the hegemonic paradigm, but in the context of an appropriately limited valuation thereof.

I'm off to Brown to gets my edjumacation, and when I come back, I'll be the smartest asshole at Burger King.

edjumacation by professor longhair April 5, 2005

edumacate

The Homerized version of educate. Other examples include Gradumacation, Saxamophone, Trampampoline and Translamacation

"Can you edumacate me in the ways of the saxamophone?"
"Let me translamacate it for you while we play on the trampampoline"

edumacate by Stitch Groover June 26, 2005

Edumacated 

The term used commonly to poke fun at someone who has made either a spelling or gramatical error whilst trying to appear as a person of intelligence. This is emphasised with the intentional mispronounciation of the word "educated".

Sarah: "I really hope they make an inception for me, seeing as how I'm new to this."

Luke: "It's exception idiot. Damn, I can tell that you've been well edumacated.

Edumacated by LoopholeTT June 20, 2009

Self-edumacate 

When as a student you have missed way too many classes and finals are coming up so in an attempt to not fail your classes you try to teach yourself an entire course in one week!

- Howz studying for your finals going?
- Not good I have to self-edumacate!!

Self-edumacate by Elitefaith87 April 19, 2009